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Henkinbiemer Schudolu, Chief Correspondent

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BREAKING NEWS: (2/26/11) PRESIDENT VANS PUTIN, IN SPEECH TO THE IGS GENERAL ASSEMBLY, DECLARES INTERNATIONAL GNOME AWARENESS MONTH OVER. 

BREAKING NEWS: (12/21/06) VANS PUTIN HAS CONSULTED COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF IGSERT HENKINGUGURGALUR AND THE TWO HAVE DECIDED TO CALL UP AND AND ACTIVATE IGSERT. FOR THE MOST PART IGSERT HAS BEEN ACTIVATED BECAUSE OF "HOMICIDE MCMURDER'S RECENT POST. HENKINGUGURGALUR IS ASSURING EVERYONE THAT THERE IS NO REASON TO BE ALARMED. PART OF THIS IS BELIEVED TO BE RETALLIATION BY THE EX-LEADER OF UGN.

BREAKING NEWS: (12/19/06)  VANS PUTIN AND CHIEF HENKINGUGURGALUR HAVE BOTH MADE STATEMENTS REGARDING GILDA HAMBURG.
 
HENKINBIEMER SCHNUDOLU: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE RESIGNATION OF GILDA HAMBURG?
 
VANS PUTIN: WHO IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE SOME FAT MEAN LADY WHO ACCUSES EVERYONE OF THINGS THEY NEVER HAVE DONE?
 
CHIEF HENKINGUGURGALUR: IF HE DON'T MAKE COOKIES I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS.
 
THAT IS ALL THAT THEY HAD TO SAY.

BREAKING NEWS: (12/16/06): GILDA HAMBURG HAS RESIGNED FROM HER POSITION WITH THE UGN AND IGS AFFILIATES. WE HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT VANS PUTIN ACTIVATED IGSERT TO HELP OUST HER FROM POWER. NEITHER VANS PUTIN ON CHEIF HENKINGURGALUR HAVE MADE A STATEMENT REFERRING TO THE RESIGNATION AS OF THIS POINT. IT IS EXPECTED THAT A PRESS CONFERENCE WILL BE HELD SOMETIME TOMORROW. STAY TUNED.

BREAKING NEWS: (12/15/06) VANS PUTIN HAS RELEASES A STATEMENT REFERING TO THE RESIGNATION OF GILDA HAMBURG, WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TODAY. BELOW IS THE STATEMENT HE MADE IN FRONT OF UGN, SHE WAS ABSENT.
 
"TODAY OF THE FIFTEENTH DAY OF DECEMBER, IS THE DEADLINE FOR GILDA HAMBURG TO RESIGN FROM HER POST AT THE UGN. SHE HAS FAILED TO MEET THE DEADLINE OF TODAY ALTHOUGH SHE HAS BEEN AWARE OF THIS SINCE EARLIER THIS MONTH. SVELDAR O' FITZGERALD WILL BECOME HEAD OF THE UGN ON JANUARY 1, 2007. I WILL BRIEF GNN AND UGN AS SOON AS I HEAR ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT THIS CASE."
 
SO IT APPEARS, GILDA HAMBURG IS REFUSING TO RESIGN FROM THE UGN. STAY TUNED TO GNN FOR DETAILS. WE WILL POST THEM AS THEY COME.

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